- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

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Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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