- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

Chick Norris... Enough said

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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