- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

How will the world end? That information is unknown

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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