Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

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Once upon a time, The end.

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what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

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What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

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What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

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Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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