Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

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what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

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all the kids had fun

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So, two people park their car and walk into a bar. Wait, no. They were walking into a grocery store and they were riding skateboards, not a car. Then, the kid walks in after them. Oh, did I forget to mention they had children? And also, they're married. So anyway, they walk into this grocery store, and meet a barkeep. Wait no that's ridiculous why would a barkeep be in a grocery store. Let me start over. Bah.. never mind. I forgot what happened next, but it was REALLY FUNNY!

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i told my parents that i was having friends come over my dad said great my mom said great so i said great

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

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whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

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child labor

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

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Why did? Yes

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Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

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A black man has a job.

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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