Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

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A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

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Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

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why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

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Why doesnt snow like Asians? Snow is a form of precipitation within the Earth's atmosphere in the form of crystalline water ice, consisting of a multitude of snowflakes that fall from clouds. Since snow is composed of small ice particles, it is a granular material. It has an open and therefore soft structure, unless packed by external pressure. Snowflakes come in a variety of sizes and shapes. Types which fall in the form of a ball due to melting and refreezing, rather than a flake, are known as graupel, ice pellets or snow grains. Therefore since snow is unhuman they are then thus incapable of emotions because they lack any vitals organs.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

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1st person: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? 2nd person: I don't know 1st person: A Jew is a follower of the zionist faith and a pizza is a popular food invented in Italy and comes with your choice of several delicious toppings. 2nd person: But not all Jews follow zionism 1st person: Well some places restrict your choice of toppings. Whats your point?

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

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Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL SOMEONE HAVING A MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION? Dead

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http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/355988-gay_marriage.jpg

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God and Allah are having a metaphysical picnic, God says to his fellow deity: "Why do you think so many humans have been killed in our names?" Allah muses upon this for a moment and replies: "Because they think we exist."

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What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

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