why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

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why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

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An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

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how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

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Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

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what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

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The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

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A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

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How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

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How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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Faithful men.

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What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

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what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

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Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

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What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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