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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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I have an erection My mom!

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Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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3 guys were caught trespassing in a field and were sent to jail. The cop asked the first guy, "What were you doing in the field? He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop asked the second guy, "What were you doing in the field?" He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop then asked the third guy, "Lemme guess, you were blowing bubbles too? The guy replied, "No silly, I am Bubbles!"

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Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

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A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

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I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

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If you give a hobo a stick he might poke u with it

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A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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