What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

black people

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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