- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

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