- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

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