- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

We found a cure for cancer. Death

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

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