Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

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How do you keep a blond in suspense?

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

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Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

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What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

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Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

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Is your refrigerator running? No.

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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Weed.

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How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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