- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

make me a sandwich! what kind?

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

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When you have read this, you've already read it.

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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