What happens when you try to rescue a cat from a tree? It jumps on your face, falls down, and dies.

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I love you

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

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If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

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Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

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Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

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teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

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did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

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What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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