- Anti Joke

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did nims chinnie? Fins.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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