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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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