Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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My name is Jeff

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

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Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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Tommy got neutered.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

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