Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

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A man walks into an airport. He is sexually taken advantage of by TSA employees and suffers from severe depression for years after, eventually becoming gay and divorcing his wife. He then goes on a quest to discover the name of the man who took advantage of him. Once found, the man kills the employee and his family, commits acts of necrophilia upon his corpse in a slightly erotic display of revenge and stalks airports for the rest of his life, fruitlessly attempting to quench an insatiable bloodthirst for TSA workers.

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What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

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Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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adam hodgson !

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What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" the Eggman and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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