knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

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Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

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What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

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what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

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Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

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Guest what? Dog

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How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a mus lim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the mus lim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the mus lim that he's keeping company with a swine, and the mus lim feels offense for the poor horse.

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

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Why was the woman crying? Because I hit her with a bat.

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Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had just received a call from his family, hearing that his father had just been butchered. He was approaching the farm when an 18-wheeler approached. The tire flew off, hit a candy store, candy flew in the chicken's mouth, and it died of diabetes. However, right before the chicken died he finally crossed the road, not knowing he would get shot by his farmer. The chicken managed to survive the shooting to his right kidney, wiggled to his family, and died in front of his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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