Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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So a jew walks into a bar!

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

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your so fat. your fat!

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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haha

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

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Anti Joke

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