A blind man watches TV

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

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Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

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A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

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A Chinese man a Mexican and an American are all on a plane. They are all trying to get rid of stuff they have to much of in their country. The chinese man throws out a bowl of rice and says " we have to many of these in our country" the mexican throws out a taco and says " we have to many of these in our country" the American throws out the mexican and says "we have to many of these in our country"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

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Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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