What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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