If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

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A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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Knock knock *the family is on vacation and doesn't answer*

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What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Why can no one in africa read or write? I would asume the lack of public education combined with the fact that setting up an education system for so many widespread remote comunities would be a logistical nightmare. But then again I have never been to africa and know little about the country and so the premise of this joke is probably a dramatic overstatement in the first place.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

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What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

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Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

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What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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