A man is pulled over because he is suspected of drunk driving. The officer comes to the window and is greeted by a man who then replies: What seems to be the officer, problem?

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What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

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What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

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That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

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gay porn...

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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Laugh.

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Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

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Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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so...um, yeah

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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