Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

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I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

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Alice? Childhood Alice? I did not recognize you! Its so nice to hear from you again! I would not worry too much about Nero`s shouting at night dear friend, while he has overcome a lot, he suffers from nightmares and nightterrors, its not pain, not physical at least, please do not tell him I told you, he prefers sparing people the details. Should I type as If I am typing to Nero? Sorry, I am just a bit flustered, Nero has never been the romantic type, not towards me at least... I know the "official chatting hours are over, but can I ask you or rather him to stay on a bit longer?"

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A: What are the nine most terrifying words in the English dictionary? B: What are they? A: I'm from the government and i'm here to help

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

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what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

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knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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An Aisian failed a test

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

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why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

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i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

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what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

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A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

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what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

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How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

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An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

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