- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

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Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

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