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whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

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whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely