- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

ring around the rosie ... your dead

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

What is a jew in space? Dead

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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