- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

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