Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

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What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

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Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

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What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

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What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

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Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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Womens rights.

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if you have a name/nickname/brand/version or number, please like this anti joke

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Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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