Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

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Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

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How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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