- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

Yo Mama just died.

i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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