Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

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What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

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Tim likes girls

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How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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Skinny people fart less.

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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woman's rights

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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