- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

mitchell palmer sucks

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why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

mmm i love marble bumhole

A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

Why did the father smash his sons head into the dentist's building? Because he had a locker in his mouth. Also, equestrian.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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