what is brown and sticky? a stick.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Cripples are lame.

Justin Bieber

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

What comes after 69? mouthwash

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

okay so theres this guy.

How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

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