Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

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Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

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So there we were, climbing Mount Kjerag and we take a break. So I decided to tell you a joke. "Isn't this nice, just hanging around? See it's funny because we're suspended over 1000 metres in the air by our harnesses, except that you're not because I cut yours and now you're falling and you're gonna die." But I had done all that before I told you the joke so you didn't hear me and now I'll have to cut my harness and try to catch up to you so I can repeat myself. Great job, ya prick.

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

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What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

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A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

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What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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