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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

What is your bill about? Clinton

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

What's 9+10? 19

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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