A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

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What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

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what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

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What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

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It was a beautiful day, John was driving in his car down the street, Kameron was riding his bike preparing for a bike race the following day, and Griffin was having his 7th birthday party. John ran over Kameron and Griffin, he killed Griffin and broke Kameron's legs to where he could never stand/ride again

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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