- Anti Joke

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

A drunk guy walks into a car

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

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What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Whats green? The color green.

A hill billy went fishing

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