A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

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Knock Kock Who's there Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley is a fictional character in the novel To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Don't cry.

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Remember those days where we planned what to do with our lives instead of wondering what things lied ahead? Those where the days, it does not matter if we are relics, heroes, or villains today. Back then, we did not seek to discover our future, we sought to create it, back then our people did not pray for a better day, but worked for it. And love and kindness was not something only found in heaven, but what we shared in what was the closest thing, to heaven on earth. Tell me the truth, are there many like us left in this world?

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What do you get six year old Hitler for his birthday? An Easy Bake Oven

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what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

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What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

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Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

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A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

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A woman is hit by a car. Thankfully she manages to survive, but the driver is fined a lot of money for speeding.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why are you worrying about the chicken? You just got shot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

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Once there was an English man, A Scottish man and an Irsh man. They were all in a scenario where each of them had to undetake a task. The English man and the Scottish man undertook their task without any problems, but the Irish man was confused resulting in a hilarious outcome.

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Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

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Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

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How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

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that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

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What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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