Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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