- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

The Colts this year.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

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