Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

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hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

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We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

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Justin

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A tree falls over on an old woman. Mysteriously, the woman lifts the tree up and walks away. A man is amazed by this, so he goes and asks the woman how she managed to lift the whole tree. She tells the man that he is an idiot an walks away. Later inspecting the tree, he realizes it is a small sapling weighing no less than 10 pounds

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So a jew walks into a bar!

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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8--------------------- penis

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

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Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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- Helen Keller

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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