A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

look under under where under under where. under the couch

Liverpool City Football Club

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

. . I am a whale

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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