- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

whats funnier than 24? 25

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

Reverse psychology never fails.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first baby. Why did the third baby fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hurricane Irene.

Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

why did the black guy say he was ridin' dirty? because its been weeks since he last took it to the coin op, he's busy working as an I.T Specialist.

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