- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

what is racecar backwards in reverse

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. Boom (\ _ /) (x . x)

Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

what did batman say to robin? get in the car

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