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A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

Your face is hilarious.

Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c it was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out if the tree? A: b/c it was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c he thought it was a game. Q: Why did the toaster fall out of the tree? A: The branch snapped. Q: Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? A: She was hit by three monkeys and a toaster :( MAB99

Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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