Q) A Christian, slightly disabled but perfectly capable man has a packet of Jaffa Cakes. He strolls casually toward the edge of a cliff, rapidly checking his watch. The man slowly examins the packet before gradually opening the packaging. First the box, then the packet. He quickly throws the jaffa cakes over the edge of the cliff, Why? A) The man doesnt like jaffa cakes

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Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were driving with a gorilla when suddenly the car crashed. All the women died but only the gorilla survived. The police investigated with the gorilla and did some simple sign language. The police, using hand motions, asked the gorilla what each individual female was doing before the car crashed. The gorilla ran away for reasons unknown.

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I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

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Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

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what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

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Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

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Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

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Abortion.

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Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

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What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

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