Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

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Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

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q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

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What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

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Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

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Ross.

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

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A Sloth runs...

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A woman walks into a bar.

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An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

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Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

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oh hey.

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YEAH THEY DO!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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