- Anti Joke

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

HURT

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

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