What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

CAVE JOHNSON.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

Skrillex.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

penis?

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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