Y u do dis?

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Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

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what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

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What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

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The duck didn't cross the road.

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A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

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What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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