What's brown an sticky Shit

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Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

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a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

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Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

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1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

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How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

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Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

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your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

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Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

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... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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