- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

Why can't jokes spit?

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

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