- Anti Joke

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one