- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Yo Momma is not fat.

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

what is racecar backwards in reverse

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

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