Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

1+2 = 6

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

Anthony sucks

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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