- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

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A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

The EPA.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

Kys

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

Christianity.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

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