Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

Womens rights

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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