- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

What do you call someone who copies a previously posted anti-joke without doing any research to see if it has been posted before? a lazy good for nothing rectum licking testicle sucking gonad gobbling arse bandit with narcissism issues

What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

almost as accidental as your spelling im afraid

there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

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