What do an octopus and a cat have in common? They are both multicellular organisms that are living creatures, and therefore are both sentient and can perform simple tasks and make simple decisions.

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A man walks into an insane asylum and says hello-The inmates assault him with mindless babble. A man walks into an insane asylum and says argblthenthrozaphowea-The inmates say hello.

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3 guys were caught trespassing in a field and were sent to jail. The cop asked the first guy, "What were you doing in the field? He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop asked the second guy, "What were you doing in the field?" He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop then asked the third guy, "Lemme guess, you were blowing bubbles too? The guy replied, "No silly, I am Bubbles!"

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Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

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Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

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What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

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One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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woman's lacrosse

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

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roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

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roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

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sorry got to poo

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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