- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

A dog was barking at a tree

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

What's 9+10? 19

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

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