What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

what goes boo a sock

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

Prostate exam > Some of these Anti Jokes

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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