- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

I am a women

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

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