- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

A muslim paints Mohammed

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

just in time?

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

a black guy hates chicken.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

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