An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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I have an erection My mom!

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Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

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Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

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A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

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what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

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What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

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roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

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What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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