- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

You having friends.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

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