- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

Why did the middle-aged black man lose his job? Because in this day in age, many businesses are being forced to lower their pay-roll, and he could no longer be afforded.

What do you do with a leg less dog? Take him for a drag.

A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

A blind man walks into a library.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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