That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

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What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

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Without geometry life would be pointless

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

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did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

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What did the mime say to the girl? .......

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

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What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

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As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

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Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

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What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

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what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

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I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

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minorities

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Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

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How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

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Legal Mexicans in Texas

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Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

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