Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

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How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

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How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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69- by Adam Chebali

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your a vagina says you, you're a tit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

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whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

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In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

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whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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