Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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knock knock go away!!!

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

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Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

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What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

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Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

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Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

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Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

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Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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