- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

Women's Rights

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Your face

whos district champs not JM

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Derp

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

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