- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

what goes woof ? A dog.

Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

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