- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

Vote this down and get DOXED

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

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