SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Poop!!

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What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

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what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

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How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

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justin littleton being sucessful

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why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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