A duck walks into a bar, guess what the bartender does............ GIVES HIM A SEAT AND 6 FREE SHOTS! But instead of that the bartender promptly escort the duck out considering the fact that in all bars there is a no animal and/or pet policy so the duck went... and commitid a series of loud noises before he got to a hotel and hung itself, that is what any depressed hungover duck would do.

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

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A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

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Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

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My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

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John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

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whats purple and brown lucozade sport

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

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What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

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Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

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Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

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What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

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Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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