A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monekey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the girl fall of of her bike? She was hit by three monkeys and a refridgerator

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What happen when a penguin walks into a bar? That is an almost impossible occasion. Penguins first of all waddle not walk and they only live in Antarctica and zoos, therefor they will not be able to enter one unless Antarctica becomes populated.

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

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What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

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Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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whats brown and booky a book.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

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knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

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batman has diarrhea

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

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roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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