whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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Knock Knock Come in! :)

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What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

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If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

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Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

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Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

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Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

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Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

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why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

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What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

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What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

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Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

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knock knock! whos there? me! me who? thats right! whats right? meehoo! thats what i want to know! whats what you want to know? me who? yes, exactly! exactly what? yes, i have an exactlywatt on a chain! exactly what on a chain? yes! yes what? no, exactlywatt! thats what i want to know! i told you--exactlywatt! exactly what? yes! yes what? yes, its with me! whats with you? exactlywatt--thats whats with me! me who? yes! Go away! knock knock.....

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why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

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Anti Joke

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