- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

How many people live in China? At least ten.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

hard cheese

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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