- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

Your mom went to college

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

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