- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

Stephen Hawking

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

A baby seal walks into a club.

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

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