- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

guess what what that wasnt it

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

Who is big and stupid My brother

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

What's 9+10? 19

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

Why did the horse insult the postage stamp? He didn't. Horses can not speak English nor can anything verbally or physically critique a postage stamp and make it feel any emotional distress.

Say you are caught in a net with 10 other people in said net at a construction site. A pair of scissors are right next to you and everyone said to use the scissors. But instead of using the scissors, you use your teeth in risk of a broken tooth.

if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

KNOCK KNOCK WHOSE THERE? AVOCADO AVOCADO WHO AVOCADO COLD THAT'S A RETARD JOKE HAHAHAHAHA GOOD 1

Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

A: What are the nine most terrifying words in the English dictionary? B: What are they? A: I'm from the government and i'm here to help

Brian knew how to save the world from the death penalty: "Let's kill everybody who is not against it." So I killed Brian and waste my time in death row now.

A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed skunk.

Women's rights

Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

Man 1: Is your refrigerator running? Man 2: Nope, broke last week.

Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

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