Yo mamas so greasy that she has a beard

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what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

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Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

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what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

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Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

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im saul and i love cock

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If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd most likely have no money as I would spend it all on cocaine.

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-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

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Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

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A new born baby is left alone in his crib after a long day of playing, He gets taken out of his crib for his first meal with his grandparents, he is excited, His grandparents come in and after the usual praising of the child they sit down for dinner, They are having chicken, His mother puts the spoon to his mouth, He chews it and swallows it, It gets stuck in his throat and he suffocates and dies.

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How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

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What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

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I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

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Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

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Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

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what's worst than being gay? being black

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