What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

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In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

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yada yada

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Suck pussy

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

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What is sticky and smelly - a stick

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Well this is pointless.....

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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What do you call this? A sentence in English.

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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This is an anti-joke.

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You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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What is the name of the car? What

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Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

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What did the taxi driver say to the chicken when the chicken called a cab? "aren't you supposed to be crossing a road somewhere?" Little did the taxi driver know that the chickens license was taken away for multiple DUIs because when his wife left him he became an alcoholic mess, lost his job and became depressed. But when he called the taxi, he was on his way to a job interview. Since he never made it to his job interview he soon went broke and lost his home. Having hit rock bottom, the chicken unawarely started to cross a busy road and was ran over by that same taxi driver.

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whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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